Music without a doubt is the universal language. When
I'm not footin', I spend my time banging my heart out on the drums, or jammin'
on the guitar. I've played in bands since college in State College, PA,
Richmond, VA, and Pittsburgh, PA. Currently not working on any projects,
but would love to get back up on stage again. Influences include, Chris
Partridge, John Bonham, Terry Bozzio,
Bill Ward, and Hans Froelte. Also love Carter Beuford, Manu Katche, and on
Guitar, Steve Vai (GOD), Joe
Satriani, Mathias Jabs, Eddie Van Halen, and Don Kragel. Email me
if you live in the Northern VA area and would like to jam!
More Drummer Jokes!
Two drummers walk into a bar...
which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the
first guy do it.
Q: How can you make a drummer slow down?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him
Q #2: How can you make that drummer stop?
A: Put notes on it!
Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was going to a gig and locked his keys
in the car? It took him two hours to get the drummer out....
Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
NOW, THIS IS FUNNY!
REMEMBER THE 80'S?
Spandex, Leather, Big Hair, and all!
